{"product_id":"leisure-suit-larry-land-of-the-lounge-lizards-pc-games","title":"Leisure Suit Larry: Land of the Lounge Lizards - PC Games","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; color: #1f2124;\"\u003eItem Background: \u003cb\u003eComplete in Box (Previously Played)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; color: #1f2124;\"\u003eOverall Condition: \u003cb\u003eGreat, unless otherwise noted\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; color: #1f2124;\"\u003eOther Issues: \u003cb\u003eNone, unless otherwise noted\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 107%; font-family: 'Segoe UI',sans-serif; color: #1f2124;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Warning: 100% Polyester, 0% Game.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLadies and gentlemen, meet \u003cstrong\u003eLarry Laffer\u003c\/strong\u003e — a bald, forty-year-old disaster of a human being who \u003cem\u003ejust\u003c\/em\u003e moved out of his mother's basement (finally!) and rolled into the neon-soaked, casino-cursed city of \u003cstrong\u003eLost Wages\u003c\/strong\u003e, armed with nothing but a white leisure suit that should be illegal in several states and a single, burning mission: \u003cstrong\u003elose his virginity before sunrise, or lose his will to live trying.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo pressure, Larry. No pressure at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou start planted outside \u003cstrong\u003eLefty's Bar\u003c\/strong\u003e, sweating through polyester, running on hope and hairspray, ready to become the city's most tragic Casanova. This is \u003cem\u003eAl Lowe's\u003c\/em\u003e legendary debut in the \u003cstrong\u003eLeisure Suit Larry\u003c\/strong\u003e saga — basically \u003cem\u003eSoftporn Adventure\u003c\/em\u003e if it went to charm school, got a sense of humor, and learned some actual jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🕹️ \u003cstrong\u003eGameplay?\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic Sierra-style typing chaos — you type commands like it's 1987 because it \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e 1987, and you guide poor Larry through bars, casinos, corner stores, and questionable back alleys, all while hunting down mysterious items that may — \u003cem\u003emay\u003c\/em\u003e — help him charm the ladies of Lost Wages into giving him a chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎲 \u003cstrong\u003eThe twist:\u003c\/strong\u003e Almost everywhere is open to explore right from the jump — except the spots gated behind \"you need \u003cem\u003ethat one item\u003c\/em\u003e\" logic, obviously. Getting around town means grabbing a cab (which costs money), and money means \u003cstrong\u003egambling at the casino\u003c\/strong\u003e, because nothing says \"romantic evening\" like Larry blowing his last twenty bucks on blackjack to afford a taxi to his own humiliation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀 \u003cstrong\u003eOh, and you can die.\u003c\/strong\u003e A LOT. Creatively. Hilariously. Larry is basically one bad decision away from an untimely, ridiculous demise at every corner — and the game \u003cem\u003eloves\u003c\/em\u003e reminding you of that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📊 \u003cstrong\u003ePoints!\u003c\/strong\u003e Because nothing motivates a lonely man's quest for love quite like a Sierra-style scoreboard tracking every tiny \"achievement\" along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔞 A quick disclaimer: yes, there's adult content, yes it's \"implied\" in the most 80s-pixelated way possible, and yes — Larry is trying \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e hard, bless his tragic heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBottom line:\u003c\/strong\u003e It's silly, it's sleazy, it's surprisingly clever — and it's the game that made an unlucky bald guy in a leisure suit an accidental legend. 🕺💔\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Computer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48525504610545,"sku":"LSLLANDLOUNGELIZARDS-PC-CIB25","price":204.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0605\/0784\/8945\/files\/6146CB96-B7A7-4CF9-86F7-A34C3AC6C549.png?v=1786240106","url":"https:\/\/retrogamingofdenver.com\/en-ca\/products\/leisure-suit-larry-land-of-the-lounge-lizards-pc-games","provider":"Retro Gaming of Denver","version":"1.0","type":"link"}