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We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do med...

On October 2, 1950, Charlie Brown first appeared in the comics pages of seven American newspapers. In the following days and years he was joined by...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandw...

An eggplant sure doesn't look like an egg, but did you know it's not a vegetable either? In fact, it's a fruit - a botanical berry! Aha, that expla...

What makes a Pretzel different than its other breaded brethren? Its flexibility! Ever tried bending a baguette? Nothing but crumbs! But the pretzel...

Small foods - they're just better! Finger sandwiches! Cocktail hot dogs! Snack-sized candy bars! One-bite cupcakes! Portions of lasagna you need to...

Those long teal pigtails! That adorable little outfit! That perky little smile! That voice! Ahhhh I love you Hatsune Miku! You may be the frontwoma...

Flamingos: You'll find them in mangroves, in Vegas, on your neighbor's lawn, in your cocktail...there's really no escaping this flamboyantly festiv...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrab...

When you said you wanted to show me your Mustang, I really thought you meant you got a new car. But this is a pleasant surprise! What a sweet ride!...

Just like people, Owls aren't born wise. Every Owl has to earn that famed reputation for wisdom and smarts! This means Owl babyhood is a whirlwind ...

You look around your room. "Hm," you think, "this space could use a change!" Maybe a new oak chair? How about a mahogany cabinet? Or a sauna? Or a ...

Welcome to the tooth family reunion! This little dude was just enameled to attend. Floss me some hugs, Aunt Bicuspid! Click me a high-five, Uncle M...

Oh lovely lion of the night,by twink'ling star and moon-ish light,can I, with many baked goods yummy,convince you not to take a bite?My twilight wa...

(Singing, loud Karaoke style)Ladybug in Red! I've never seen you looking so Squishy as you did tonightI've never seen your shell shine so brightI'v...

Bananas are funny! Since the days of Vaudeville, comedians' legs have come flying out from under them following contact with this farcical fruit!Bu...

Hush Baby Narwal, don't say a word,Mama doesn't think your horn's absurd.And if anyone else dares to says so,Mama's gonna stick them on an ice floe...

Picture this situation: you arrive at a party, shindig or hootenanny. You expect some delicious cake. But due to hasty planning, unannounced guests...

Lots of people paint chicken eggs. If you want to be creative, you can paint a duck egg. We can't paint. But we can sew! So here's an egg that neve...

Some see an adorable, cuddly little burger with cheese. I see an adorable, cuddly little burger with the capacity to end culinary conflict! Is this...

He may look like a “Baby Yoda,” but this 50-year-old adorable creature is called The Child and is many things: cute, curious, hungry, sleepy, Force...

When I was a kid, I really wanted to be an astronaut. I even made my own space suit. It was never flight tested, but it definitely would've worked....

That liftoff was pretty wild! I wasn't sure if I'd get off the ground this time, the rock specimens in my tummy are kind of heavy. Oh well, this re...

The Mini Squishable Wizard lives! In this case he's lived for thousands of years! He's lived so long, the knowledge in his noggin is overflowing in...