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Who're you calling a tough guy? Why, that's a load of bull...dog!Bulldogs have actually been bred to be the perfect lap pooch! Despite their grumpy...

A rising Instaham star, this Mini Comfort Food Ham is king of the savory selfie! Oh those delectable fashion choices! Ah those edgy closeups of his...

The aristocratic Corgi has ascended the ranks of royalty! It has warmed the laps of the realm's most demure white-gloved hand-wavers! And rightly s...

In 1918, Houdini made an elephant vanish into thin air. After many years of investigation and a worldwide search, we found it!! The Squishable Mini...

Some things are combinations of things and other things! For example, this Alicorn! She's got a unicorn's horn, a bird's wings, and a horse's...eve...

Football! It's surprisingly complicated! Well, maybe not complicated compared to brain surgery or an awkward family reunion, but definitely complic...

It takes a lot of effort to maintain all of that long, luxurious, golden fur! No wonder this Llama is well on her way to taking a nap. Yep, there s...

Hello world, today is going to be a great day! I'm starting with a smile on my face, a spring in my step, an iced coffee in my hand, and a terrifyi...

Why horses? When we think, "What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think "a horse"? I mean, the poor thing wou...

When faced with a wild predator, Baby Penguins huddle in an invincible circle and puff out their chests in defiance. Baby Penguins have lots of gut...

Everyone loves to fawn over an adorable bunny! Ooh those silky ears! Ah that floofy cuteness! But what if you just need a moment to yourself? A lit...

It's a bird! It's a term referring to people from New Zealand! It's a...fuzzy fruit? That's right, many things bear the name Kiwi, but only one of ...

One scoop of ice cream or two? When you weigh this momentous decision, here are some things to consider: The possibility of long-term abduction by ...

Taco Tuesday! What other food could possibly provides such a bright ray of sunshine on this, the most "meh" day of the week? Sometimes, a perfect t...

Did you know that giraffes only need 30 minutes of sleep per day? It's true! Whereas kitties need about 16 hours of sleep a day! But what about a k...

The Mini Pink Macaron is quite a diva! This almond-based confection is filled with a light and dainty meringue fluff, NOT coconut like her chewy, s...

Do carrots improve night vision? No! This conical taproot might help your Vitamin K and B6, but its nocturnal eye benefits have been slightly (comp...

There are many reasons to embrace this Rainbow! It's a spectral phenomenon caused by the refraction and dispersion of light within water droplets! ...

The English Angora Rabbit holds the world record for the longest rabbit fur. Does that make it the fluffiest rabbit in existence? No! Little-known ...

A space capsule can't get into orbit without a rocket! Snow can't make it down from the clouds without gravity! And I can’t write product descripti...

Keeping a Cupcake around the house is a test of self-control! Oh that fresh-baked aroma of vanilla and lemon! Oh the sweet lusciousness of butter a...

When is the best time to muse about the awesomeness of Cupcakes? When you're eating a salad!It is only when we're nose-deep in healthful roughage a...

Oh the sweet, thermal gratification of thawing your fingers and toes with a pipin' hot cup of hot chocolate! "Sweet" not your thing? Warm those dig...

You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax M...