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Pandas are black and white. Red Pandas are red and brown. Mix them together and you get a multi-colored creature who wont stop rolling around and e...

All around the world, people get together to break bread! They do not break sea bass fillets, nor do they break pomegranates, however wonderfully m...

Early explorers heard whispers of a "Pig Paradise" deep in the Pacific Ocean where pigs roamed free and feasted upon the tropical fruit! A lush, lu...

Oh little Cinnamon Bun, one whiff of that sweet spice and I feel like I'm snuggled up in front of a fire listening to non-denominational holiday so...

In the world of Digimon, Gabumon is a devoted, but very shy companion! Always there to support his friends, Gabumon wears a blue pelt to stay stron...

It is the nature of technology to become smaller and smaller over time. Today's microprocessor was yesterday's transistors, and yesteryear's vacuum...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do med...

On October 2, 1950, Charlie Brown first appeared in the comics pages of seven American newspapers. In the following days and years he was joined by...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandw...

When a mommy penguin and a daddy penguin love each other very much...he gives her a pebble. That's a sign that he's madly in love, and also has exc...

An eggplant sure doesn't look like an egg, but did you know it's not a vegetable either? In fact, it's a fruit - a botanical berry! Aha, that expla...

What makes a Pretzel different than its other breaded brethren? Its flexibility! Ever tried bending a baguette? Nothing but crumbs! But the pretzel...

Small foods - they're just better! Finger sandwiches! Cocktail hot dogs! Snack-sized candy bars! One-bite cupcakes! Portions of lasagna you need to...

Those long teal pigtails! That adorable little outfit! That perky little smile! That voice! Ahhhh I love you Hatsune Miku! You may be the frontwoma...

Flamingos: You'll find them in mangroves, in Vegas, on your neighbor's lawn, in your cocktail...there's really no escaping this flamboyantly festiv...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrab...

When you said you wanted to show me your Mustang, I really thought you meant you got a new car. But this is a pleasant surprise! What a sweet ride!...

Just like people, Owls aren't born wise. Every Owl has to earn that famed reputation for wisdom and smarts! This means Owl babyhood is a whirlwind ...

You look around your room. "Hm," you think, "this space could use a change!" Maybe a new oak chair? How about a mahogany cabinet? Or a sauna? Or a ...

Welcome to the tooth family reunion! This little dude was just enameled to attend. Floss me some hugs, Aunt Bicuspid! Click me a high-five, Uncle M...

Oh lovely lion of the night,by twink'ling star and moon-ish light,can I, with many baked goods yummy,convince you not to take a bite?My twilight wa...

(Singing, loud Karaoke style)Ladybug in Red! I've never seen you looking so Squishy as you did tonightI've never seen your shell shine so brightI'v...

Bananas are funny! Since the days of Vaudeville, comedians' legs have come flying out from under them following contact with this farcical fruit!Bu...

Hush Baby Narwal, don't say a word,Mama doesn't think your horn's absurd.And if anyone else dares to says so,Mama's gonna stick them on an ice floe...