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Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples! We get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccura...

Have you ever had an ear of corn? No, of course not, that would be weird - your two ears are made out of human, not vegetable matter. Let's hear it...

Hey there long-legged Flamingo, what's your classy world like way up there in the stratosphere? Are there shrimp snobs? Is all the furniture pink? ...

Hey there, Sweetie! What's up, Honey? How's it going, Sugar? If you find yourself unable to stop using sucrose-themed terms of endearment, consider...

Philadelphia Flyers® beloved mascot Gritty®! Bring home your very own orange meme-machine, now Squishified for extra cuddles! 15 squishy inches of ...

Sometimes you want your horrific monstrosities in tiny, pint-sized form. It's true! An earthquake is scary, but a mini earthquake just tickles! And...

Once there was a Corgi. He was small. He was round. He was less spaghetti and more meatball. His dreams of playing basketball with the big and tall...

Who're you calling a tough guy? Why, that's a load of bull...dog!Bulldogs have actually been bred to be the perfect lap pooch! Despite their grumpy...

A rising Instaham star, this Mini Comfort Food Ham is king of the savory selfie! Oh those delectable fashion choices! Ah those edgy closeups of his...

The aristocratic Corgi has ascended the ranks of royalty! It has warmed the laps of the realm's most demure white-gloved hand-wavers! And rightly s...

In 1918, Houdini made an elephant vanish into thin air. After many years of investigation and a worldwide search, we found it!! The Squishable Mini...

Some things are combinations of things and other things! For example, this Alicorn! She's got a unicorn's horn, a bird's wings, and a horse's...eve...

Football! It's surprisingly complicated! Well, maybe not complicated compared to brain surgery or an awkward family reunion, but definitely complic...

It takes a lot of effort to maintain all of that long, luxurious, golden fur! No wonder this Llama is well on her way to taking a nap. Yep, there s...

Hello world, today is going to be a great day! I'm starting with a smile on my face, a spring in my step, an iced coffee in my hand, and a terrifyi...

Why horses? When we think, "What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think "a horse"? I mean, the poor thing wou...

When faced with a wild predator, Baby Penguins huddle in an invincible circle and puff out their chests in defiance. Baby Penguins have lots of gut...

Everyone loves to fawn over an adorable bunny! Ooh those silky ears! Ah that floofy cuteness! But what if you just need a moment to yourself? A lit...

It's a bird! It's a term referring to people from New Zealand! It's a...fuzzy fruit? That's right, many things bear the name Kiwi, but only one of ...

One scoop of ice cream or two? When you weigh this momentous decision, here are some things to consider: The possibility of long-term abduction by ...

Taco Tuesday! What other food could possibly provides such a bright ray of sunshine on this, the most "meh" day of the week? Sometimes, a perfect t...

Did you know that giraffes only need 30 minutes of sleep per day? It's true! Whereas kitties need about 16 hours of sleep a day! But what about a k...

The Mini Pink Macaron is quite a diva! This almond-based confection is filled with a light and dainty meringue fluff, NOT coconut like her chewy, s...

Do carrots improve night vision? No! This conical taproot might help your Vitamin K and B6, but its nocturnal eye benefits have been slightly (comp...