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Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick fro...

How many toes do you have? Five you say? Then you have the same number of toes as a Silkie Chicken! True! Most chickens have four, but this soft-si...

UFOs...are they real? Glowing lights flickering in deserts of Nevada... Mysterious radio signals whispering to us from light years away... Visions ...

Fun fact: Raccoons love washing their food in the nearest body of water. Why? No one knows! Does it soften their paws? Is it an automatic behavior ...

Bunnies and rabbits! Are they the same? Scientifically, yes! Aesthetically, no. They're the same species. But somehow bunnies are cuter and smaller...

Matcha! It's ground-up green tea powder! It's also a popular Japanese drink made OF that ground up green tea powder! It's also an Instagrammable pi...

Octopi are the cephalopods of the future! Sure, they have been doing the eight-legged rhumba across the oceans for millions of years, but their pre...

Did you know it takes 400 cocoa beans to make one pound of chocolate?? Haha, woah! That's a couple! Imagine how many beans it would take to make a ...

NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: 100% Floofer fluffy fluff 0% High Fructose Corn Syrup 15 Billion grams of natural sugars (metaphorical) 3000% Made with L...

Nothing says confidence like walking into an ice cream shop and asking for a waffle cone with enough ice cream to fill a bathtub. It takes a lot of...

Strawberries dominate the world! Strawberry salad, pie, milk, milkshakes, ice cream, tea, coffee...and that's just the stuff with real strawberries...

What can compare with the versatile doughy perfection that is the magical bagel? Eight million New Yorkers say, "Nothing!" Nosh it with a shmear o...

All hail corgis! Well, I mean, don't hail them, there's no need to freeze them into tiny balls of ice and have them fall through the sky. Although ...

What is that in your purse? Is it a diamond tiara? Is it a carafe of rare caviar? No, it is a Pomeranian, the true height of luxury! This decadent ...

We like to keep it classy here at Squishable! For example, we would never make a Peach description that was all puns about butts. Nope! Other brand...

Thank you, sunshine, for providing Vitamin D and tan lines! Yep, soaking up those potentially dangerous UV rays really make me happy. Unless I forg...

Aaah, those lazy days of vacation, lounging on the beach without a care in the...wait, what? No, that's not the vacation I know! I'm dashing from p...

When shooting stars whizz across the sky, they're moving so fast that millions of little particles fall to the earth! You're anointed with stardust...

How would you like your latte today, my dear? Perhaps with an intricate swirl of foamy leaves or the adorable face of a bear? What's that you say? ...

Werewolves howl by the light of the moon! Owls fly by the light of the moon! Humans snuggle by the fluffiness of the moon! Yes, you heard me right,...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrab...

That cloud is shaped like an elephant! That one looks like a bear! That one looks like the sun! Ahhhh! It WAS the sun. Ow, my eyes. Hug that sun, l...

Elephants are creatures of many extremes. They are huge but adorable. They are heavy, but according to 100% of the elephant-based movies I've seen ...

I'm melting! MELTING! But luckily, this Squishable doesn't! It stays solid in 90 degree weather. It stays solid (although still squishy) at the bea...