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Squishable Happy Bat (Mini)

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Original price $25.30 - Original price $25.30
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$25.30
$25.30 - $25.30
Current price $25.30

You're totally bats! He's batty! They've got bats in the belfry! That idea is bat, um, poop! These winged mammals sure do know how to carry off a good insult. Why go through all the linguistic gyrations to explain that someone isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (What shed? What tool? I mean, hammers aren't even supposed to be sharp!)...when you could just compare them to a friendly chiroptera! So the next time you really want to let someone know you think they're unglued, don't reach for some kind of "nuts-based" metaphor or "loose screws" verbal device. Reach for this bat instead!

7 squishy inches of totally batty. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!

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